Sarah jessica Parker Cried Over Tabloid Teasing

Sex and the City star Sarah jessica parker is many things: a talented actesss, a fashion icon, a mother. And, apparently, a crybaby.

The news has come in that Sarah Jessica Parker cried over some remarks made out her in the New York Post. She’s a delicate flower, I guess. Parker was selected for jury duty in June and was supposed to turn up at Manhattan Federal Court to be part of the jury for a fraud trial. It turns out the star wasn’t needed and didn’t serve. An article in the New York Post alleged that she hadn’t been keen on the idea of participating in the trial because one of her twin daughters was sick with a fever. A reasonable attitude to have, no?

Parker spent hours on the phone to reporters at the paper denying the story and was devastated when editors still published the item, causing her to spend a night “sobbing to Matthew (Broderick, her husband)” because she was horrified by the allegation. She tells America’s Marie Claire magazine, “For Page Six to be so cavalier – I was so outraged by the character assassination! I have served so many times, I was asked to come speak at Jury Appreciation Day!”

Ok…shut the fuck up, SJP. Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are famous and wealthy and everyone loves you because you’re Carrie Bradshaw. WHJO CARES if you didn’t want to serve jury duty? No one! No one else in the world actually WANTS to get jury duty! Saying that you didn’t want to spend days cramped in a tiny box with smelly regular people is not “character asassination.” Ugh.

After Sarah jessica Parker cried about her jury duty woes, she went on to tell Marie Claire why she’s still so touchy when it comes to stories written about her. “I expect I should be more calloused by now, but I am so sensitive about not ever living up to anybody’s worst idea about an actor who is well-known.” Ok well, you’re on the wrong track if that’s your goal because that is EXACTLY how you’re coming off.